I'm sick again, ugh.?

Gotta cold. Make me feel better. tell me what i can do to feel better or say something that would lift my spirits.I'm sick again, ugh.?
Well. You should sneeze on your hand, slap yourself, lay back down, pray for flying pigs, and then jump in a bowl of soup.
Stay in the soup for 2 sec, no more, no less.
After you complete these tasks, you will be greeted by a disco dwarf. He will throw magic powder on you, and you will suddenly feel all better.
Then you smile and your cured! :D
bevelin for cold and flu
take a hot shower and drink warm whiskey with spoon honey(put for 15s in microwave).Than go in the bed and sleep!you WILL WAKE UP HEALTHY.