First allow me to explain the symptoms and treatment for this condition.
Beyoncitis: An inflammation and irritation of the brain that occurs when a certain singer/actress (Beyonce) is on the TV and radio constantly.
Symptoms: Insatiable urge to throw objects at the television or radio. Headache, nausea, vomiting, depression, anxiety and anger when an image is seen or her voice is heard.
Treatment: Hit television or radio with a hard object such as a mallet or hammer. Screen loudly when her image or voice is seen. Take aspirin immediately.
If anyone is feeling symptoms follow treatment immediately!I was recently diagnosed with Beyoncitis. I was wondering if anyone may be suffering also.?
Another form of treatment would be to change channels or just shut the TV and radio off. It works wonders for your sanity!
I'm starting to find her a bit annoying myself. And what kind of name is Beyonce anyway?
LOL.
Yeah, she's getting over-exposed.
no, but i don't watch tv or listen to radio.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
I was recently diagnosed with Beyoncitis. I was wondering if anyone may be suffering also.?
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